The Jerks Behind It All
Who is Johnny Jerk?
Stud boy, visionary, conqueror of worlds... these all describe Johnny. Johnny's also a lover, a lover of jerky. Johnny was once asked what made him such a man's man. He simply replied, "Jerky, spicy, tender, moist, perfectly balanced Jerky. The Jerk Store gives me what I need to dominate... everything."
Johnny's also an athletic fellow and The Jerk Store provides him with everything he needs to stay in shape. No fat, and no preservatives is the perfect, tasty treat that keeps Johnny in shape, and it can help you out with your daily routines as well. So put down the processed food and pick up a bag of this delicious, moist, gourmet jerky today! The Jerk Store is calling, will you answer the call?
Ode to Jerky
Good for walking on trails, going for hikes or drinking a cold beer on a hot summers night
The Jerk Store pleases all pallets with our different flavors of jerky
Our jerky's packed with protein so it will get you feeling perky
Low in carbs and low in fat, no preservatives added to that!
It won't taste like the jerky that you find in your stores
Only the finest ingredients from the butcher to your front door
Become a member of The Jerk Club to receive discounts and perks
Then we can officially call you a "Jerk"!
Elk Grove, IL 60007
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